Safety valve, approach one:

• 3 oz lime juice
• 2 oz grapefruit juice
• 2 oz falernum
• 2 oz simple syrup
• 5 oz captain morgan's private stock
• 4 oz bacardi 151
• 4 oz myers legend (or myers dark) rum
• 4 oz appleton estate rum
• 4 oz flor de cana grand reserve rum
• 3 oz maraschino liquer (cherry Pucker works fine)
• 8 dashes pernod
• 4 dashes angostura bitters
• 12 dashes grenadine

Store in 36-ounce (1L) container in freezer overnight. Pour over crushed (1 cm^3) ice into a pint glass nightly after work, followed by another if necessary. Do not exceed two doses in a single evening. Storing in the freezer is essential to maintain consistency. A thicker consistency is much more pleasant. Depending upon amount of ice used (more is better), recipe provides 4-7 doses (eg, enough for a week).

It is important that consumption occur in the company of loved one(s), and that discussion of work, nor performance of work occur.

comments welcome