Cast a single vote for or against this enormous fucking spending bill. I'm not buying any of this business that it will save us money down the road. I'm looking right down the barrels of a ten-gauge side-by-side with the words "twelve trillion dollars in debt" written on the side.
When I lived in California, the people could propose a "proposition" (such as the much lauded and hated CA Prop 215) and, here's the crazy part:
the people would vote it into law or into the dustbin. Now I live in Virginia. I've got my gun laws, and my carry permit, and my more permissive emissions controls. But I live in a state where nobody I know had any say in whether this enormous package ever got voted into law.
Instead, fat white men who are driven to work in towncars or who drive a Prius to work to show their constituents how
responsible they are (nickel and diesel pollution aside...) voted on mostly partisan lines, but some on either RICO-act-enforceable lines (we're going to break your fucking knees, buddy) or what I like to call the "blowjob lines" (your dick will be sucked so shiny by so many broads if you just
vooooote on this).
The Post is exclaiming this morning (dear reader, it is 0400) that
"With stroke of pen, Obama signs historic Health Care Bill into history." By god, people, is this what you wanted when you voted this man into office? I wanted an exit strategy for the war. I wanted
bin Laden. I'd like to see piracy controlled with the fine operators we have for that sort of thing. I'd like to see Iran and North Korea have some serious sabers rattled in their direction. Parking a CVBG or two off the coast of each would do the trick nicely.
But what did we get? Longer lines at the emergency room, lower pay for physicians, and fuckall about the geopolitical and geospatial state and integrity of the world.
So the offer still stands, Obama. Let's get some kebabs. I keep telling you, they're
right by the Pentagon, which you seem to not be getting enough time near. We can have
Afghani or
Pakistani kebabs, both within two miles. Who knew, right? You don't have to eat pork because they're Halal, and I imagine, since you're POTUS and all, they might just cook you a fucking bowl of chili. But it would be the best bit of foreign fucking policy you've done since you've gotten into office.
And you need to stop raising that index finger when you talk to people. It does not become you, and it signifies nothing. Your words are only now becoming worthy of pithy deeds. Scolding the nation, or Republicans, or Democrats, or whoever it is that sanctimonious finger is for,
is not now, nor has it ever
worked. So stuff it. Talk about some real fucking issues.
If you can't,
say you can't. Nobody said "we can't talk about some of our current operations in Viet Nam" when we were bombing the shit out of Cambodia; they
lied and said they
weren't. So, you don't need to bomb Cambodia—really. But if you have guys with green eyes and SOPMOD M4's running around in pajamas killing dudes, and MQ-1's and MQ-9's and RQ-4's burning up the damn globe, where necessary, please, tell us,
we're doing some spooky deniable shit we can't talk about, but dammit, we're doing it!!
For fucks sake.